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Your potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke any of them.
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Having
sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
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You
keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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6:00
AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
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You
hear your favorite song on an elevator.
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You're
carrying an umbrella, because you watched the Weather Channel.
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Your
friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.
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You
go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
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Jeans
and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up.'
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You're
the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don't
know to turn down the stereo.
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Older
relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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You
don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
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Your
car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
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You
feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
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Sleeping
on the couch makes your back hurt.
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You
no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
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Dinner
and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one.
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Eating
a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would severely upset, rather
than settle, your stomach.
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You
go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and
pregnancy test kits.
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A
$4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.'
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You
actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
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"I
just can't drink the way I used to," replaces "I'm never
going to drink that much again."
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Over
90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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You
don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
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You
read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply to
you!